Well, I’m back from the sleep center. It’s a few nicer appointed rooms in a fairly nice hospital. The strange evening started with me leaving my family for the night at 7:30 PM. The kids were very confused.
Then, following their directions, I ended up driving through all of Patterson, NJ. I’m sorry to any loyal readers from that area, but let me tell you, downtown Patterson is about as bad an area as I have ever seen, and I went to school on the south side of Chicago, and used to take courses at Columbia. It’s UGLY. I thought I was going to be going into a hospital there, but I kept driving and driving until I ended up in a really nice area of God-knows-where and the hospital. If anyone knows “William Patterson University”, it’s right there.
An odd aside, I once went to a piano sale at WPU, and as soon as I got on that stretch of road I realized that I knew where I was. In fact, I took that way home from memory instead of going through Patterson at 6:00 AM.
But, where was I…ah yes, it’s a strange thing to walk into a hospital at 8:00 PM carrying a pillow. I playfully told the information woman “Give you three guesses where I’m going!” Apparently, blank stares don’t count as guesses, so she gets to keep all three of hers…
Once situated, I met my technician, Cherise (sp?), who was very polite and businesslike, but a bit offputting. In any case, I got wired up like that pin cushion guy from Hellraiser and then was told to go to bed at 9. Well, not that simple, but by around 11, I was asleep with the admonition that Cherise would only come into my room for three reasons:
1, if one of the leads came off (none did.)
2, if I called her because I had to go to the bathroom or some other thing (there was a mic in the room)
3, if I snored/showed signs of sleep apnea badly enough that it wasn’t really a question and she had enough data.
Guess what? 1 AM comes and she’s waking me up. Apparently, #3 came true. I’m a bear who can’t breathe.
*More later*
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