Author: paul@digitaldendrite.com

  • Ellen Hannah and the Deathly Hallows

    Friday night was the release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the final book in the Harry Potter series, and our last chance to go to one of the midnight release parties held at book stores all around the world. Until now, really, Ellen was just too young to stay up that late without just being a disaster and sadly, Katie is still too young for it. However, this time, we decided that Ellen was old enough, and that for the last chance, we’d do it right. We’d go to the biggest party in the country, fortunately here in NYC at the Union Square Barnes & Noble, and take our chances. As you’ll see, it turned out to be some night.

    Here in NY, we were fortunate enough to have Jim Dale, the "Voice of Harry Potter", come to emcee the festivities. The schedule at B&N for Friday was that people would get wristbands for a place in line to buy the book, and would be able to take part in a number of different activities throughout the night, including a magic show, a potions class, face painting, and a costume contest. There were owls and tons of people dressed up as everything from Harry to Hermione to the Womping Willow. It was a Harry Potter wonderland, and Ellen arrived dressed up as Professor Trelawny, the "Hogwarts School Divination Teacher", pictured below:

    The day started with me heading down to B&N mid-day to find out what time the line for the Jim Dale reading would begin. "No earlier than 8:45 PM", I was assured by the B&N crack staff. Of course, they were completely wrong. When I eventually get down there with my little witch in tow, I’m told at 8:00 PM that the line started at 4:45 PM and that the reading is full. Sorry. So, after a few well choses expletives thought of, but not actually uttered at the B&N employee (and in front of Ellen), I decide to take her upstairs for the costume contest. We JUST squeaked into the contest (she was number 57 out of 58 entrants) and after a seemingly endless parade of Harrys, Hermiones, and various Weasleys, we get to Ellen, dressed as above. For her scene–and it was a scene–check out the video below. Let’s just say that none of the others did more than show up, say who they were, and move on…except my daughter (double click on video to play, again to stop).

       

    However, as George Bush’s presidency proves, popular vote does not always win, and so it was with Ellen who didn’t place in the top 3 (2 of the 3 winners were 4 years old or less, and it’s hard to vote against a 4 year old in a werewolf costume, apparently).
    So, finished with the costume contest, we ambled downstairs because they were clearing the space for the Jim Dale appearance later and we were in their way. The nerve! We ended up at the Potions fun, where a couple of Harry Potters were mixing Ginger Ale and Pop Rocks in phospherescing plastic cups to amuse young and old alike.


     
    However, what they and we didn’t realize until Ellen had taken a few sips of the potion and declaired it "REALLY BAD!" was that the phospherescent liquid in her cup apparently was leaking into the actual drink. Thus, a real potion was born, and it was not a pleasant one. I tasted it and found it to be just a few stops short of acetone. After a number of brief huddles to determine if either of us would drop dead on the spot, or worse, sue, one of the store managers decided to ask me if there was "anything he could do for us to make up for it." Of course, I asked to get into see the Jim Dale performance. I might have asked for a Ferrari, but I didn’t think a few sips of non-toxic glowy stuff would garner that, and I had the girl to think of. "Marcos" trundled off to determine if he could get us in, and, sure enough, he was able to get us in along the side with some of the press people. One woman standing behind us was from an online outfit called UnderGroundOnline and she asked to take a picture of Ellen for the site. Of course, we said fine, but a shot with her eyes open might have been better…

    With about 5 minutes to go before our host was due to show up, a very nice B&N employee came up to us to ask if we wanted to have a seat, since apparently some people hadn’t shown up. Any seat for a 90 minute performance would have been terrific, but imagine our pleasant surprise when she lead us up to the front row where several of the VIP reserved seats had been left vacant. We planted ourselves quickly with a hurried thanks, and settled in to enjoy a wonderful performance of many of the bits of book that Ellen and I had listened to together over these many years. The entire performance can be found on B&N’s website.

    However, before you settle in to watch 90 minutes worth of Mr. Dale’s brilliant vocal performance, let me point you to a smaller part that I’ve embedded here, below. To set the scene, about 45 minutes into the performance, our host decided to do an impersonation contest. To this end, he called 9 kids up on the stage (well, the first 9 kids to rush onto the stage, actually, and as we were in the front row, Ellen was first in line…). The rest you can see below:

       

    Exhausted, but armed with her prizes of a Tri-Wizard Cup lamp and a new wand that makes lots of annoying sounds, we stumbled out of the place around 12:30 AM, giggling, beaming, and having thoroughly enjoyed an incredible evening that neither of us will ever forget. Just when I thought that the night was done surprising me, Ellen pipes up from behind as we’re driving home:

    "Dad, remember when I wandered away for a bit and then came back?" She asked.

    "Yes…" I said

    "Well, when I was walking around, a girl in a wheelchair asked me to sign her program from the show."

    If that doesn’t top off the night, I don’t know what could have.

    For those interested, here are a few other pictures that I took from this wonderful night:

  • Dancing Crabs

    Interchange between Katie and me after asking her about the two new hermit crabs she bought yesterday:

    D: did you name your hermit crabs?
    K: yeah, they’re names are Julie and Crystal
    D: are they both girls?
    K: how should i know?
    D: maybe they told you!
    K: Dad, hermit crabs can’t talk
    D: maybe you just don’t speak hermit crab.
    K: Daaad. They don’t talk.
    D: did you know that bees can talk by dancing?
    K: Yes. I saw that in a MIss Frizzle book.
    D: well, maybe crabs can talk by dancing too…
    K (dismissive and walking away): Yeah, right. There are crabs taking dancing lessons and maybe ballet too…
    D: ….

  • The Return of the Son of the Garage Sale…Part 2!

    Saturday and Sunday, we did that biannual event that has come to be known around here as the “garage sale” or “hell with lemonade.” Again, the same screwball cast of characters as in my last posting, so I won’t reiterate them, but there were 2 new addition to the mix:

    1, Those people that think that you have more inside that not only aren’t you bringing outside, but that if they ask you quietly and secretly you’ll take them inside to see. This person took the form this weekend of A, people coming up to me asking if I had electronics for sale, or better still, B, a guy who, after looking at the sign I made that advertised exactly 1 King sized mattress and 1 dresser set, asked “Do you have any dishes?” When I mistakingly replied with a joke, “Yes, but they’re ours”, he said “ok, and followed me towards the front door. At this point, he got “There’s a reason that our own dishes aren’t on the sign…it’s because they’re not for sale,” along with a door slammed in his face.

    2, the people who think you might have a slightly different version of what you’re actually trying to sell, as if we’re running a shoe store and have things in different sizes in the back. This was exemplified in at least 5 separate people, upon seeing that we had a KING SIZED MATTRESS for sale, decided to ask if we had either A, a twin, full, or queen mattress, or B, a full bedroom set for sale. What confuses me is why they might have thought that we’d want to sell these other things, but just not put them on the sign. As if we were thinking “we’ll just advertise the king sized one, but everyone will really know we have a stockroom full of bedwares for sale and can just ask!”

    I hate people.

  • Kepe outt!

    This was on Katie’s door at least a year ago, and I found it cleaning up my office. It appeared on her door following a similar notice on her sister’s door advising people to knock first. Katie puts her own spin on things.

    For those who don’t speak Katie, the translation is below the picture:

    “Please Knock. Do not pester. If you do I will fight you!!”

  • I’ll Bite Your Legs Off!

    About 2 weeks ago, I sat down to watch that bastion of silliness, Monty Python and the Holy Grail with my dad and Ellen. From the bizarre credits that discuss how beautiful the møøse are in winter and how the movie was brought to you by Ralph the Wonder Llama, to the details of how a sparrow might carry a coconut, to the Knights of Ni!, she was hooked and giggled wildly. However, that did not prepare me for how much she was actually paying attention even with the chaos that is my house, the other conversations, and the rapid-fire goofiness coming from the screen.

    I found THAT part out when we were sitting at the dinner table a few days ago and she decided to quote nearly the entire movie to us, almost verbatim. As she farted in our general direction and informed us that our mother was a hamster and our father smelled of elderberries, I saw myself sitting there, waxing eloquently on the stupidest things I could think of, expecting the world to laugh along with me. Sadly, it’s just as goofy coming from her mouth now as it was from my mouth then, even though I can (and occasionally still do) quote the wizard that some call…Tim!

    My little uber-geek.

  • One Year

    Almost amazingly, it’s been one year today that my friend Greg passed away from complications after a lung transplant. Greg’s mom had been hinting at wanting myself and Emily to come visit, but then IM’d the other day saying they weren’t ready to do so. If it were me, I’d be hiding under a rock on this “anniversary”, but they’re made of stronger stuff than that.

    Also, it’s probably a good thing since Emily is either about to give birth or has done so already (not yet as of 2 days ago!) and would probably not have been able to make it. We’re rooting for today as the birthdate because of how nice it would be to remember today for something happy. Go baby Sparkle!

    We miss you, Greg. Not in the same way as we did 11 months ago, but I doubt we ever won’t. Eleanor, Dale, my thoughts go out to you today.

  • Brainnnnnnssss…..

    This might happen in NY if there were more brains around to be had, but alas, it seemed limited to San Francisco (at least until it happens for real and we’re all turned into zombies by the forces of darkness).

    I include one picture for those of you too lazy (or timid) to follow the link above:

  • Daughter in the Court!

    Our little celebrity has made an appearance in the courts of West Orange, only to be captured for posterity below:

    The caption below the article reads:

    Above, third grader Ellen Meyerson giggles as a judge tells her that her punishment for speeding is a $75 fine – plus no cookies, cupcakes, or fruit snacks for a week. Ellen was among a group of third graders from Hazel Elementary school from West Orange who toured the West Orange Police Dept., the Municipal Courtroom and Township Hall as part of the West Orange Government Day, sponsered by the Township for the past 15 years.

  • What’s she’s capable of…

    Faithful readers of this blog know that I think my daughters are the smartest kids in the world, but I submit a bit of proof for Ellen. Here’s a school assignment that she spent 10 minutes on, a picture that she had to write a short story about. When she wants to, she can put together something that, as far as I can tell, is better written than many things adults write.

    The Assignment:

    The Story:
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    As I hid in the bushes, Tarbosaurus roared. I smelled his foul breath. I saw his jagged claws. And I heard his earsplitting ROAR! I longed to be in my nest of soft twigs and leaves. But I knew that if I tried to escape, I’d be as good as dead. Lifes not easy when your a psittarosaurus, but you have to learn to live with it. Maybe the tarbosaurus would go away? I hoped it would! I wanted to see my mate as soon as possible! Tarasaurus lifted his giant hear and sniffed. It seemed to smell something else so it walked away from me and I, feeling very happy, walked home.
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  • All good things…

    Tonight’s our last night in Paris. It happens to be pouring at the moment, but that’s not really a big deal (although, we had hoped to go get a crépe before the night is out)–we’ve had incredible weather all week. 72 and sunny every day and in the low 60’s at night. We came. We walked. We ate. And ate. And ate.

    Last night was L’Atelier du Joël Robuchon, a very stylish, very inventive place in the 6th arrondissement that featured a 10 course menu of tiny tiny courses. Some were amazing like the grilled fresh Fois Gras with Hibiscus sauce or the asparagus cappucino. Some not so much, like the raw egg in a martini glass with a frothy spinich and ham croutons. Dinner hours here are crazy. We just finished tonight at 8:30 PM (we brought in Chinese food for our last night), and that’s when we had put our names on the list last night. We didn’t sit down last night until 10, finished after 12 AM. I don’t think that I’ll miss eating in the middle of the night, frankly.

    All in all, we had a wonderful time. Paris was just beautiful, we walked forever, ate what we wanted, slept in every day and had a magnificent apartment to come back to every evening at no cost to us right in the heart of the city. We spoke french when we could, english when we could, and Fringlish most of the time, and almost everyone understood us eventually. Fresh pastries, fresh bread, and fresh air add up to a lovely time.

    And, a big thank you to Alain Goldrach for the use of this apartment (there’s an article about him with some pictures of him restoring a picture!) We’ll be back next week, Alain!