The other day, my wife and I are standing in front of my 6 year old’s room, talking to each other.
Me: What’s that word..It means “everywhere” or “all over the place”? It’s like ubik…ubik…
Ellen, from her room, lying on her bed idly: Ubiquitous?
My wife and I both stop, turn to look at her, and look at each other, and just shake our heads.
The kid is SCARY.