I wake this morning to find out that, while I was sleeping, my eldest daughter came down with a stomach virus. She apparently threw up this morning (Kim let me sleep as she was up already), but she’s staying home from school. So I call down to her (she’s on the couch, in front of the TV, of course…):
“honey, are you OK?”
“yes!” she answers loudly and cheerfully, followed by “Well, I’m a little OK. Not all the way OK.”
*Rolls eyes* My daughter is already playing the system