This story is from my dad:
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We were driving to swimming and talking about the election:
me: I think I’m qualified to run for president.
ellen: no, you’re not.
me: sure. I have the right qualifications.
ellen: no, you don’t.
me: then what am I qualified for?
ellen: you’re qualified to be a good grandfather, to be a good playwrighter,
and a good driver to take someone to swimming.
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See? She knows who does what around here. It’s especially good to be a good playwrighter.