Every so often, I get an IM from a robot looking to spam me. Instead of just sending spam, though, they try to flirt and eventually get me to go to their site or whatever they have as an end game. These robots have a set of pre-programmed responses, and they're generic enough that the first time one of them IM'd me, I fell for it for awhile, confused, but not thinking it wasn't human.
By the way, if anyone is unclear as to what a Turing test is, it's a test that is given to differentiate artificial intelligence from human intelligence.
Since then, I usually block them as soon as I realize (usually within a single or maybe 2 IM's) but this time, I decided to mess with one and paste in the results. Note, this is a bit racey, so young children and small animals should turn away...
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AIM IM with Amanda Wilke
Amanda Wilke
Hi
paul
hi?
Amanda Wilke
Hello there.. My naame is Amanda.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory
paul
are you a robot?
Amanda Wilke
I loveee chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
paul
Do you have robot arms and legs and a robot head?
Amanda Wilke
Can i ask you a queeest?
paul
Do you make "beep beep" noises?
Amanda Wilke
Do yooou like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
paul
do THEY make "beep beep" noises?
Amanda Wilke
Doo you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....
paul
I'm missing all the "beep beep" noise answers. I'm sorry, but I can't chat with a robot that can't at least make a "beep beep" noise.
Amanda Wilke
lol Whooty is aaa White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...
paul
Thanks for the chat, Robot Amanda. Turing test fail.
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