Tomorrow, my doctor will get to know me very intimately via the wrong end. For those of you who haven't had colonoscopies, you're not missing anything by way of a fun time. I guess I won't feel much except groggy because they put me under general anesthetic and when I wake up, I'm somebody's girlfriend...
To make matters more fun, there's this whole procedure that you have to follow involving fasting all day, then drinking a few glasses of something that might make you vomit (they have specific instructions for if you DO vomit), and then pretty much spending the entire evening in the bathroom.
Glad mine has Wi-fi!
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